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THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
1993 | dir. Henry Selick

angelwaverlyearp:

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fancysmudges:

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

thespookshaveamidnightjamboree:

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I hope this isn't rude, but I'm following a LOT of witch blogs. you being one of them. yet, when I look at the witch-related asks & answers for all of those blogs, other blogs are helpful and list spells and such. you just "no" whenever someone asks? Can I ask why you reject magic for a lot of your situations, considering you run a magic blog and are quite literally a creator of a magical how-to book?

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orriculum:

simply because magic is not needed in every situation, nor is it advisable. recognizing when magic is and isn’t needed, or even a good idea is important in the life of the witch. 

here are a couple of examples of such:

things i have answered “no” to today:

  • bewitching your significant other (consent issues anyone?)
  • bewitching a non-signif to find out personal things (consent again)
  • asked for a spell for communicating with spirits (just because a skill isn’t developed doesn’t mean a spell will replace experience)
  • weight loss spells (dangerous and against my personal morals)

however, the one outlier i include is this, because it’s important:

  • easily google-able question (as stated in previous posts, i encourage people to develop their own research skills so they can grow in their craft when they reach an area of their path where there isn’t someone around to hold their hand and slip them the answers)

as for your “other blogs are helpful and list spells and such”, i’d like to direct your attention to the many posts of lists and ~stuff~ i make for people. such as the:

  1. 200+ spells all helpfully organized by type
  2. the sideblog @orriculum-grimoire​ in case that wasn’t helpful enough
  3. fucking huge witchcraft 101 masterpost 
  4. every potion related post i have ever made rolled into one
  5. how to ground masterpost because apparently it needed one
  6. how to charge objects with intent or energy
  7. cleansing masterpost
  8. emoji spells 101
  9. how to adjust a spell to suit your super specific needs
  10. how to substitute ingredients in a spell
  11. what does it “MEAN”
  12. how to nullify a spell or remove a curse
  13. disposing of spell materials 
  14. where to find some goddamn herbs
  15. how to make moon water 
  16. an example discussion of researching and understanding correspondences using rosemary
  17. fire safety BECAUSE NO ONE EVER DISCUSSES IT
  18. spring witchcraft ideas
  19. winter witchcraft ideas
  20. coffee witchcraft masterpost
  21. coffee lore and superstition
  22. top five herbs because that’s somehow relevant
  23. how to curse
  24. how to glamour
  25. how to do magic with flower crowns
  26. unpacking witchcraft - spell types 
  27. some basic terms to know 
  28. methods for spells  
  29. how to write your own spells - resources 
  30. when to cast a spell - by weekdays 
  31. when to cast a spell - by time of day 
  32. low effort witchcraft 
  33. tools of witchcraft overview
  34. a witch’s wand -how to make one
  35. building a broom/besom 
  36. correspondence resource 
  37. “to be a witch” falsehoods 
  38. other witches and you 
  39. witchcraft and the law 
  40. difference between a witch and a herbalist 
  41. self care for the witch 
  42. when your spell fails 
  43. tarot and pendulums can get it wrong
  44. curses jinxes and hexes masterpost 
  45. harry potter spells masterlist
  46. sailor moon spells masterlist
  47. florence + the machine song spells masterlist
  48. steven universe inspired spells masterlist
  49. valentine and all love related spells masterlist
  50. infused water magic
  51. floral tea magic 
  52. herbal tea magic 
  53. fruit tea magic
  54. general tea magic
  55. smoothie magic
  56. milkshake magic
  57. hot chocolate magic
  58. how to contact a mermaid 
  59. different types of mermaids
  60. various powers of mermaids
  61. offerings for mermaids
  62. mermaid tips
  63. sea witch resources

you want to know why i dont post lists? it’s because i already have.

i post a lot of gathered and organized research of my own, and a lot of 101 type stuff. it’s available and accessible. even a lot of the stuff in my book is available and free (yes, a lot of it is posted here, for free). 

nyssalance:

Howls Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

yeahiwasintheshit:

podencos:

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

Bitch, it’s called trauma! We’re all limping through a fuckin pandemic!

bloominflowers:
“Mushroom witch and her little mushroom friends
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bloominflowers:

Mushroom witch and her little mushroom friends

spare-no-feelings:

jack-the-lion:

portmantaur:

pisamarotta:

portmantaur:

sadekettu:

pun-bear:

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

mä tiedän että tää on vitsi, mutta mulla on paperi, joka kertoo, että oon opiskellut queer-teoriaa ja olen saatanan hyvä siinä

älkää käykö mulle, perkele. vastakarvaanluen teidät suohon jollei tavalliset tekstianalyysin keinot riitä. saatana.

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I don’t know really what this means but that singular “satan.” is fucking killing me

It’s translated almost correctly except it is “I will read you into the swamp if.. ”

This refers to a Finnish folktale where Väinämöinen (a wizard) sings his opponent Joukahaisen into a swamp almost drowning him (Joukahaisen promised his sister as a wife for Väinämöinen in order to save himself)

Satan=Saatana is commonly used curseword in the Finnish language and used like Goddammit except more rude.

!!! thank you for helping me understand!!! This is actually rly cool!!

This post is a whole-ass queer mood and a Finnish folklore lesson all in one and I am 100% here for it

@lesbohydra

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